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A recent study, conducted by the University of California at Berkeley School of Behavioral Science, compared chocolate intake and it’s potentially deadly effects on men and women.
The first subject group included locking 20 hung over male fraternity freshmen in a room with an unlimited supply of Hershey’s bars. Another group consisted of 20 women taken from a local “Weight Watchers” class and locked in room with the same conditions.
Since the frat boys ended up vomiting more often (a condition that’s not normally associated with chocolate intake), they consumed far fewer candy bars than their feastingly fat female counterparts.
The women, on the other hand, actually ate so much chocolate that 17 of the 20 went into sugar shock and later died. Before keeling over, they demanded Chinese food, screamed at the cameras, cried about how ugly they were, and insisted on their right to use a bathroom. Conversely, the men just quietly passed out and urinated on themselves.
“This without a doubt, proves that chocolate is 17 times more addictive and likely to cause death to women,” stated chief researcher Brad Knittling. “Although, we’ve had a lot of complaints from women’s groups that the study was biased and unfair because the women ate all of the Hershey’s bars we had, and we had to substitute it with baker’s chocolate. But that’s to be expected from the Feminine leadership. They’ve always had that ‘penis complex’ thing gnawing at their inner groin. Besides, we only locked them in there for 24 hours. For God’s sake, show some self control people.”
The study, which cost US taxpayers $56 million in chocolate, mortuary fees and out of court settlements, is currently being reviewed by the university, the NIH and Amnesty International.
courtesy of uspressnews.com
Want to join me as a Chocoholic? Pass this test first:
You might be a chocoholic if …
Are you a chocoholic? Answer these questions to help find out.
chocoholic (def): a person who has or claims to have an addiction to chocolate
- If you have more than 2 secret stashes of chocolate candy, you might be a chocoholic. (Be honest.)
- If your top 3 favorite candies all have chocolate in them, you might be a chocoholic.
- If you have more than 4 books at home on chocolate, you might be a chocoholic.
- If your favorite dessert is chocolate cake with chocolate frosting and chocolate ice-cream on the side, then you might be a chocoholic.
- If you name chocolate as one of the seven wonders of the world, you might be a chocoholic.
- If you bookmark more than 2 websites on the health benefits of chocolate, then you might be a chocoholic.
- If your favorite movie is Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, you might be a chocoholic.
- If you own more than one chocolate-related T-Shirt, you might be a chocoholic. (If you actually wear that chocolate T-Shirt in public, just admit it. You are a chocoholic.)
- If you name your first-born child after your favorite chocolate candy – then you are a definite, full fledged chocoholic.
If you are a chocoholic, there you may want to try one of two possible cures:
CURE #1: Chocolate Overdose
In several cases a chocolate overdose will effectively kill your chocolate bug for a period of time. At some point, too much chocolate in a given month will cure your addiction – for at least a week. Your personal chocolate overdose limit will depend on your level of addiction. (We sell a variety of chocolates to help you do this in style.)
CURE #2: Chocolate Substitution
Chocolate substitution is another option, if the chocolate overdose doesn’t work. It involves starving your chocolate bug by offering it wholesome candy substitutes. The concept is that your body will gradually forget its craving for chocolate. (We sell a variety of delicious candies to help you do this in style.)
If one of these cures doesn’t work, well, at least you would enjoy the attempt . . .
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